ELON MUSK IS AN ALIEN
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Ok its the start of a brand new day... you jump in the shower and head to the kitchen to make your first cup of coffee. You get dressed and either head out the door to jump in your car, take a bus, or the train and arrive at your workspace or you slumber at home working on projects on your home computer?
Break time you get your second cup of coffee and begin to get settled in...phone rings hello Mike its me Joe "How about the PITTSBURGH STEELERS simply awsome? Want to do lunch at THE HUNGRY HIPPO? NO WILL DO A RAINCHECK I AM SLAMMED TODAY as he goes to email and views all of his important emails. As a golden member this is your last chance to donate to Kappa Sigma Fraternity. Hi there please update your new fiancial webpage we will send you a secret 6 digit code, call you on one of your registered phones (please update) failure to do so will have your account and assets blocked..please call if you need assistance?
Ring, ring, ring the cue wait is 37 minutes. Hello my name is Jake we need some info to pull up your account. Did you say you wanted to purchase a new car...no I just want my account unblocked... ok we will transfer you to credit cards please give your 16 digit credit card number...im sorry we dont have any matches in our data base...... click. This is the time you reach into the bottom drawer and pour yourself a double jack & coke.
Flip on the tv screen where you are bombarded with war skirmishes, political blowback, fires, floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes and tornados. You have made it to lunchtime as you scroll through reams of facebook, twitter, and seven more important social sites. You check the stockmarket and realize you are on on a 21 day losing streak and decide "fuck it" Im gone to lunch. Looking in your wallet you might have enough money to get milk toast on special today? New price with inflation $15.00 for milk toast. The waiter with fake smile and Russian accent says packets of sugar are free? No dice you cancel your order and proceed to the food truck? How much for a hotdog? Hotdog with the works special today $27.00
Half of the day is gone and you feel a bit down trodden. Walking along the inner city alleyway is a bright neon sign: FREE FOOD. Some people have all the luck whats cooking sweetie pie? We have gourmet chicken marsala on a bed of jasmine rice with candied carrots and rhum raisan cake with icecream for dessert?
What gives why is this gourmet meal free.? This restaurant used to cater to the working class but all the workers lost their jobs to cheap Chinese labor. Sos one day at the delivery warehouse a tractortrailer unloaded several millions of dollars and simply said: "this is political hush money...enjoy"
What about Elon Musk? After pulling an all nighter at the drafting board (Aliens dont sleep) just ask Freud, Einstein , Werner von Braun and Tesla. Musk took a fresh eucalyptus spray shower and put on one of his favorite white shirts where he settled down to the mother board and called 637 employees on his New Musk Smart Phone. He asked Hermie "How many businesses do I own...nervously Hermie downloaded the spreadsheet and sheepisly said of today you own 21.6 million businesses of which 57% are in the green?"
Elon Musk Confirms He's, In fact, an Alien. Space Explorations Can RETURN TO EARTH AND COMPLETE THE SPACE MODULAR FOR LIVING ON MARS. ELON TWEETED "OOPS" THE SPACE MODULAR IS EIGHTYFIVE PERCENT COMPLETE.
Elon Musk was responding to a Twitter user's question about Tesla CEO being an alien.
Aliens are among us and it is the Tesla CEO and SpaceX boss Elon Musk. While there are no photos or videos (yet) of Musk riding a UFO, the fact that the tech mogul has yet again admitted to the fact that he is not from Earth shall convince the Neil deGrasse Tysons of the world that aliens do exist.
It all started on Sunday morning when Teslaman was tagged in a video wherein Musk was quizzed about the existence of aliens. Shared by a Twitter user who goes by the username ‘Tesla Owners of Silicon Valley,’ Musk says: “Aliens exist in Physics and Philosophy," before adding: “Aliens could be among us… some people think I am an alien."
Earlier this year, in response to one of the tweets by Musk, a Twitter user asked if he was an alien. Musk dropped a one-word reply, “Obv" which meant Obviously. The user was overwhelmed by Musk’s reply and tweeted, “I’m shaking like the song "im all shook up"
The user had asked this question in response to a tweet by Musk, which read, “The Earth is not flat, it’s a hollow globe and Donkey King lives there."
In February this year, Musk had tweeted “I’m an alien," in response to a tweet by an Indian entrepreneur and founder of credit payment app CRED, Kunal Shah.
Musk has a roaring fan following among young entrepreneurs and everybody wants to understand his working style and thought process. Asking his set of questions, Shah had tweeted, “Elon musk may end up running 4+ 500 billion companies simultaneously at a relatively young age. What I want to really understand: how does he do it? How does he manage context switching? How does he design his Org? So many questions.”
Now the average bear has a hard time making it through the day with inflation, riots, medical expenses, social websites and housing gone through the roof let alone design modular housing for outerspace. As you can discern from this newsletter we dont have the time or technical skills that aliens have. At the last Alien Conclave at a secret location they celebrated how fast they built pyramids around the world using tuneing fork vibration to move 40 ton rocks with precision cuts.
ALIEN ELON MUSK is hardwired from outerspace and he only needs to think it cerebally and like a majic wand it appears: Some recent examples include:
- The electric car
- Starship spacecraft
- Nuculear propulsion
- Hyperloop
- Open AI
- Neuralink
- Boring Company
- Powerpack
- Reverse engineering faster than the speed of light
- Receiving $600,000 USD dollars deposit for a rocket ride to the moon.
Whilst we sleep in our confy beds Elon Musk is putting the finishing touches on modular city to be erected on moon, mars and epanding to other space destinations.
ELON JUST XED ME: HE IS GONE DOWN UNDER TO MEET WITH HIS AMPHIBIOUS LIZARD FRIENDS AND COME BACK TO EARTH WITH SOME HIGHLY WIRED NEW DNA INPLANTS. THE FROG LOOK IS QUITE STUNNING AND ONE OF ELON MUSKS FAVORITE CREATURES?
THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW: Thousands of people gathered in Fátima based on reported Marian apparitions and observed bizarre solar activity. Catholic bishop José Alves Correia da Silva declared the miracle "worthy of belief" on 13 October 1930, and the primarily Catholic witnesses viewed the event in religious terms. Later, Jacques Vallée, Joaquim Fernandes and Fina d'Armada interpreted it as a mass UFO sighting with]ALIENS blinking a pattern of red lights in the sky with some sort of secret code and disaapeared with the blink of an eye.
THINGS YOU MAY WANT TO SAVE: Your private photo collection of Alien Encounters.
ZENTRAVELER SAYS: With new AI technology you too can be a hardwired Alien simply using your ceberal brain to create anything in the universe. Try reverse engineering a duckbiled platypus and see what you get?
From here to Infinity is a relatively short ride! The next leg takes eons and eons as you fly through the Barycentric Dynamical Time Zone! …and on and on and on. Follow the Zentraveler Newsletter often for Travel, Health and Zen-like stories and such. Where else can you get a THREE IN ONE NEWSLETTER FOR THE PRICE OF FREE.
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